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Westword: Why the Gathering of the Juggalos Blew It Ditching Colorado for Oklahoma

The staff of Westword has published an article entitled, Why the Gathering of the Juggalos Blew It Ditching Colorado for Oklahoma.

This article features their top 10 reasons why  Psychopathic blew it by moving the Gathering of the Juggalos to Oklahoma instead the the originally announced Colorado.

Check out the article below.

The Insane Clown Posse blew it like a two-liter bottle of Faygo.

Last June, the horrorcore hip-hop group announced that the next location for its infamous annual festival, the 18th Gathering of the Juggalos, would be in Colorado. We were stoked, obviously, to have access to the epicenter of Juggalo culture, which has so long fascinated this publication.

Moving the clown wagons west, however, proved more difficult than anticipated, and ICP never announced a particular venue that would house the event. In March, Westword reported that the event had pulled out of its Colorado plans, though even the rep at Psychopathic Records couldn’t say where the Gathering would be held or what had gone down to prevent its move to the mountains. In April, ICP confirmed that the Gathering of the Juggalos will take place in a field outside Oklahoma City from Wednesday, July 26, to Saturday, July 29.

ICP clowned themselves by ditching the Centennial State. Here are ten reasons why the Gathering of the Juggalos should have happened in Colorado.

10. Oklahoma sucks!
This is a commonly accepted truth, even by people who live in Oklahoma. Go ahead: Google “Oklahoma sucks.” You’ll find lists of reasons to move away from the state as soon as possible, including lack of tourist and cultural attractions and a glut of franchised churches. Urban Dictionary defines Oklahoma as the state that “sucks so much that it keeps Texas from slipping into the Gulf of Mexico.”

9. The Juggalos have a deep history in Colorado.
Insane Clown Posse and company have legions of Colorado fans, and they know this. Violent J and other members of the Psychopathic Records “family” have made Denver and the surrounding area regular stops on tour, and the Juggalos and Juggalettes show up, covered in face paint and chugging Faygo.

8. Denver has a high chance for celebrity Faygo showers.
More high-profile entertainers, politicians and others pass through Denver than Oklahoma City, and some probably wouldn’t be able to contain their curiosity, popping up in the All-Star area at the Gathering. Hell, John Hickenlooper, governor and known music fan, would probably show up. Imagine the Faygo-shower possibilities!

7. Colorado has a range of superior venues.
The Gathering will be held at Lost Lakes Amphitheater near Oklahoma City, where ICP has performed in the past. The property does include actual dingy lakes and an Extreme Waterslide. That’s cool and all, but Colorado is a natural playground with tons of unique entertainment venues. The National Western Complex has hosted Riot Fest with appropriate grimy aplomb. Or imagine the insane clown carnival taking over Lakeside Amusement Park! In our dreams, the Juggalos gather at the Denver Botanic Gardens, which is always trying to attract different, younger crowds. What could be more different? Win-win, whoop-whoop!

6. ICP may have alienated some of its fans with this move.
Following ICP’s announcement of a Colorado Gathering, folks were excited. (Why wouldn’t they be?) But combing through the comments following the Oklahoma news, many fans were less than thrilled. On faygoluvers.net, a Juggalo wrote: “Moved away from Oklahoma for a reason. So you want me to pay $190 and drive 1800 miles for half the show, higher price, and not smoke weed for the entire weekend. I’ll be a juggalo till the day I die but does J have a tumor? One stupid thing after another lately.” To be fair, the price only went up $10, but we feel you, Ninja.

5. The lineup is weak.
This year’s Gathering doesn’t feature the usual big names like Twiztid and Tech N9ne because of beefs with ICP. Tech gave an interview on Shade 45 on SiriusXM, explaining why he isn’t playing the festival this year even though Tech N9ne has played the event in the past for far less than the usual rate. While Tech said he’s cool with ICP, Strange Music CEO Travis O’Guin is not, and the label booked dates without holding a spot for the Gathering. While we can’t guarantee that having the Gathering in Denver would’ve solved the beef, Strange Music artists Ces Cru are playing three dates in Colorado the same weekend as the Gathering – which could’ve made for some serendipitous peace-making.

4. Have we mentioned that Oklahoma sucks?
Nature is trying to kill you in Oklahoma. There are snakes and mountain lions in your back yard, for example. God’s wrath jumps you in the form of tornadoes, and tornado season in Oklahoma runs March to August. If you don’t get swept over the rainbow, then the unrelenting heat will melt you into the dirt. And there’s plenty of dirt.

3. There’s no Westword in Oklahoma.
It’s no secret that we love writing articles about the Juggalos’ comings and goings. We find the feel-good Juggalo stories all year round. And while we may take some cheap shots, that’s part of the fun, right? We had our hearts set on witnessing Vanilla Ice getting Tila Tequila’d. Come to Colorado, ICP: They don’t love you like we love you!

2. You’re all going to jail in Oklahoma.
Oklahoma has implemented stronger alcohol-limit laws than other states. If you’re an under-21 Juggalo, you’re especially screwed, because Oklahoma has a zero-tolerance policy for DUIs.

1. Weed!
Come on, y’all. You can already guess what Oklahoma’s marijuana laws are. When announcing the Gathering in Colorado, Violent J sold it by saying, “You can walk into a store and buy an ounce of weed like it’s a bag of chips!” We rest our case.

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