Whaddup ninjas! It’s a historic day for the O.G. Juggalos! R.I.P. Hatchetgear.
If you an old school like me and still got them hoodies with the embroidered Hatchetgear logo on the back from the webstores’ inception in the late 90s, hold on to em! Because they’re a part of history now. Never did I think I’d see the day when Hatchetgear was no more!
Bur earlier today, Psychopathic Records relaunched Hatchetgear as Psychopathic Merch. Over at InsaneClownPosse.com, they dropped some info on some big changes in the way Psychopathic Records is now handling their webstore.
Here it is, ninjas:
Hatchet Gear Is Now Psychopathic Merch—Peep the All-New Way to Cop Some Psychopathic Records Flava!
Juggalos and Juggalettes–In the spirit of the grand jubilee year of 17, Psychopathic Records is rolling out mad fresh new tactics from way up our sleeve.
Oh you think we just clownin’, huh? Well you must be trippin’ over them big-ass clown shoes you got on, homie. You betta think again, bitch booooooy!
The Juggalo Nation has spoken, and by popular demand, Psychopathic Records has been devising a plan to unleash the beast of a BRAND NEW way to bring you all the freshest gear and flavor that you know and love, on time, fast, and with the BEST muthafuckin’ shipping and customer service, designed and masterminded for you, the Juggalo fam!
The countdown that’s been ticking off all week at HatchetGear.com has finally come to a screeching halt, and as of this afternoon, the bomb has been dropped!
Psychopathic Records is VERY proud to announce that we have officially launched a brand new, completely revamped version of our merch shop! That means R.I.P. HatchetGear! Say hello to the shiny diamonds in the beam of 17:
Juggalos and Juggalettes, we present to you–the all-new PSYCHOPATHIC MERCH! Whoop whoop!
That’s Right, Juggalos and Juggalettes! The brand-new Psychopathic Merch is officially live and in effect right here at the following links:
It’s a brand-new day, ninjas! Peep the flavor of Psychopathic Merch, masterminded in a super forming-like-Voltron-on-that-ass alliance of Psychopathic Records with the help of our very good homies at Merch Now, one of the BEST artist merchandising companies in the world!
We’re pulling out all the stops and bringin’ ONLY THE BEST FOR THE JUGGALO FAM! And with the all-new Psychopathic Merch, partnering with our homies from Merch Now, we are dedicated. Obsessed. Fuckin’ super hype off bringing you the very best, without question. Just watch what we are about to do. For real! Because can’t nothing stop the Hatchetman with a plan!
Currently we are at work with our Psychopathic Records team of ninja artists and graphic designers working on dozens of dope new designs that will peel your eyelids back. We gettin’ so fuckin’ creative, it’s like an asylum doused in paint splatter (and possibly blood) over here at the Psychopathic Records offices. And our good homies at Merch Now are bringin’ the fresh customer service tactics, processing, and shipping so quick it’ll make ya head split, biyooooych!
PSYCHOPATHIC MERCH IS HERE TO STAY, JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES! Your all-new way to rep the hatchet, Psychopathic Records, and the fam with dope gear.
Spread the word, tell ya homie’s sister’s cousin’s mama’s grandma’s sister–whatever! We over here sayin’ it loud and proud. Cuz it’s a brand new day in the way we bring the flavor to our beloved Juggalo Family.
Spread the word and shout it out! R.I.P. Hatchetgear! Psychopathic Merch is here, droppin like a nuclear bommmmmmmmmb. Seventeenin’!
NOTE: Existing orders with Hatchetgear will be filled by Hatchetgear. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org for any customer support issues with an existing Hatchetgear order. The new customer service wont have access to your existing order.